30 is the new 20
Here are the top 10 lists, all mixed together. I alternate between reasons why I’m old or not old and a counter. Feel free to add comments !
Is Bryan old, the Top 10 Lists
Not Old - I’m going to a rock concert next month.
Old – The band’s last big hit was 15 years ago.
Old – I drive a “family car”
Not Old – I drive a Corolla because I can’t afford a better car
Not Old - Just bought a PS2
Old - Waited for several years before buying PS2 to ensure I really wanted it.
Old - I’m addicted to coffee (but I could stop if I wanted, right Margaret?)
Not Old - Starbucks is my coffee of choice
Not Old – I hang out with Jr. High and High School kids regularly
Old - Jr. High and High School kids think I’m old
Old - I can date girls born in another decade without fear of the law (gotta love the 80’s)
Not Old – Nevermind 
Old – I didn’t get on the Internet until University (it’s true!)
Not Old - I run an Internet business
Not Old - I like to hang out with my friends
Old - Most of my friends are either married, have kids, have their own houses or any combination therein
Old - I like to talk about ‘back when’ areas of the city were undeveloped
Not Old - I live in an area that wasn’t developed 5 years ago
Not Old - I play on my grass
Old - When someone mentions illegal and grass together I think of Roundup.
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October 12, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Awesome post! hehehe…really well written
You’ve got me trying to think of one to add…..
October 12, 2006 at 4:57 pm
That was good! I laughed in my cubicle.
October 13, 2006 at 7:09 pm
80’s chicks are a great vintage. That’s all I have to say about that.
October 16, 2006 at 6:13 pm
that’s such a great post.
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October 17, 2006 at 3:57 pm
nice post. i’m w/ Timmy. 80’s chicks all the way
October 19, 2006 at 1:30 am
Hey Bryan! Fun post! 30 is soooo the new 20!
October 19, 2006 at 4:51 pm
THIS is a mighty fine post.
October 21, 2006 at 7:52 am
Hellooooo
Stumbled accross this blog through some other contacts. Great and funny post. Valid points, but I still stick to my belief that you’re only as old as you feel. Some days, I feel like I’m 8 years old, while others, I feel like I’m 21.
October 31, 2006 at 7:59 pm
And you feel old?
Old is when the kid you used to have in your youth group turns 30….and you are just months from the big 4-0!
November 16, 2006 at 8:27 am
Great post, Bryan! Keep the creative juices flowing.
February 6, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Not Old – I’m lovin the new Guitar Hero game
Old – I probably still have the high score on a Frogger or Xaxxon machine
April 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
A good and funny article, well written.